London Part 1: Aliens at Kew Gardens

I'm back from a week in London, my first time there. I stayed with my friend Liz who's from there but lives in Stockholm.

I got yelled at at the British Museum by a teacher who snapped "Read! Read! The answers are all there, but you have to READ." Only when she directed "Not YOU" at my startled face did I see her class of children behind me.

While walking on the Hampstead Heath (a huge green space) we came across masses of blue dragonflies hovering over a pond. They were other-worldly, zipping and flitting about in a blue cloud. They were mating very busily.

They were not the only other-worldly creatures we saw. In one of the greenhouses at Kew Gardens (which houses the largest living plant collection in the world!) there were ponds in and among the plants. In one of these ponds there was the ugliest, most alien aquatic creature I have ever seen. It was pinkish white and had white eyes. Yes, WHITE eyes. It was sort of part fish, part reptile. It had 4 legs that it used to swim around with, and also what looked like small extra arms dangling out from its head. In another separate pond, there were about 20 baby aliens. They had to live in a different pond than their parents, otherwise they would be eaten by them. Not a very practical design for the continuation of the species, which may be a good thing. They were very creepy, Gollum-like creatures.

The gardens were chock full of interesting collections. There were Alice in Wonderland rose gardens which were very organized and prim. There was a huge steamy greenhouse called the Palm House, so full of trees and plants it seemed to bulge. You could walk up stairs to a walkway that went along the top of the trees.

There was a cactus house, which housed the comedy group of the plant world. And there was a carnivorous plant collection, where the clever design was astounding. Plants that are traps! Plants that have built-in umbrellas so the rain can't ruin their traps! Plants that trap bugs with the sticky liquids they are covered in!And then slowly digest them with enzymes! We read about them on the information plaques, which, as Liz pointed out, it was too bad the flies buzzing around couldn't read, or they would have known they were seriously in the wrong place.

We also read about the plant hunters who originally collected species for the gardens. Then we saw a collection of plants that looked like antlers and moose heads growing out of soil swatches on the wall. There was an entire wall of them, proving that the plant hunters could be just as ruthless as animal hunters with their trophy rooms.

I am pleased to say that I just answered a question I was about to post here about giant Amazonian water lilies. I spent quite some time looking at them. I was impressed by their size and sturdiness but driven crazy wondering why they grow with turned up rims around their edges. My fruitful internet search revealed that the rims are thought to serve as a bumper preventing the leaves from overlapping one another and blocking their access to sunlight. So there, now we all know.